Several sources close to the Trump family have confirmed the rumor that has been going around Washington since 2016 — First Son Barron Trump has reportedly demonstrated extraordinary psychic powers. First identified by his immediate family in his early teens, the psychic gifts remained a closely guarded family secret, but recently the 19 year old, who has largely been sheltered from the public eye, has experienced a burst of power in his gifts, and is now being tested in some leading academic research institutions under tight security.
One family member, speaking on condition of anonimity, said the First Son’s powers are not wide ranging, but are centered on psychokinesis (or telekinesis), the power to move objects with his mind, and precognition, the ability to see events in rhe future.
Insiders believe that the last power in the First Son might be responsible for some of Trump’s notable risky victories in his first six months, including imposing tariffs and opening a path for discussions with Russian President Vladimir Putin. “Yeah, but, some of these powerful world leaders seem to be able to mask or fool young Barron’s emerging psychic tools,” said an administration member. “Either because they have more mature wizard-like powers themselves, or have developed some technology.”
Our sources say that even trusted allies of Trump have not been read in, while others are regularly updated on young Trump’s growing powers. “Does the Donald talk about it with me?,” asked one trusted insider. “Try to get him to talk about something else.”
But surprisingly, even some of his inner Cabinet circle are not in on the secret. Thebuzzer caught Secretary of State Marco Rubio for comment. “What?” laughed Rubio. “Shut the fuck up.”
Experts on the paranormal say psychics with the reported powers of Barron, which include the ability to throw Secret Service agents against the wall, are so rare as to spark interest in a billionaire’s son having the gift. “Maybe Trump knew of some miracle drug and administered it to the boy through his childhood and adolescence. I mean, have you seen this kid? He’s like 11 feet tall.”
